Why?

Oh Greyson,why WHY won't you sleep? It took me over an hour to get you down last night and your dad got up with you twice during the night. Are you hot? Cold? Is too dark? Is it molars? PLEASE please tell me so that we can all go back to being rested and chipper each day. But who am I kidding, you are always chipper in the morning no matter how much sleep you got. You jump up and start talking before you even open your eyes. This morning you cracked open one eye, pointed to the Longhorn birdfeeder and said, "Birdenetmama, birdenet!" Then you said something very long and apparently in German. You crack me up. But you're a whole lot funnier when we've all slept.